The 2007 Chicago Marathon, as I remember it.
11:06pm, Saturday night I think I’m being amusing by “carb-loading” on Chicago Fire birthday cake. My friends take it away from me, which is probably a good idea.
5:03am, Race Day morning I wake up, fumble around for my running clothes and bib number, and get dressed. I remember everything I need for the morning except for sunscreen. I also eat half of a banana. Not the best race-day breakfast, but I just wasn’t feeling it, and I didn’t want to be sick to my stomach during the race from forcing food down.
6:08am I arrive at the Addison Red Line stop. I meet some other runners, and we talk about the times we’re aiming for. At this point, I’m still hoping for a BQ.
7:21am The line for the portas in Grant Park. I’m standing behind a group of ladies in their seventies, all of whom are marathon veterans. They’ve done Chicago, Boston, NYC, and they’ve been running since before I was born. Incredible.
The starting line I’m in the open start. I haven’t run a marathon before, so I’m not lucky enough to start in any of the seeded corrals. The pace group I want to run with (3:30 - wishful thinking, but it’ll give me some leeway to stop at aid stations and still make a BQ) is several start corrals ahead of me. I’m going to have to weave my way through a lot of people to get up to that group.
Mile 1 I am easily amused, and the red carpet on the bridge makes me happy.
Aid station #1 Despite my complete distaste for race-day Gatorade (it’s super-concentrated, and I like my Gatorade diluted), I down a cup of it at the first aid station. It’s supposed to be a hot day, after all. I grab a water to wash it down. So far, so good.
Miles 2-6 I wish I had my iPod. I love Chicago, but I see this view all the time on the way to work. I’m feeling slow, and I’m not sure if it’s the humidity, the herd of runners around me, or my mind playing tricks.
10K mark I see the 3:40 pace leader. Apparently I am not going as slowly as I thought, although I’ve got some serious catching up to do if I want to meet the 3:30 group.
Mile 7 It finally occurs to me that it’s hot outside. Until this point, I have really not noticed. I slow down. I don’t want to burn out early.
Somewhere between miles 7 & 8 I love Wrigleyville. There’s a spectator with an Ohio State flag. I yell “O-H!” and he yells back “I-O!” and I run faster for about a quarter mile.
Aid station #4 I start to see people around me walking. Weird. That’s early, no?
Somewhere in Boys Town I get spritzed with water by a drag queen dressed all in animal prints. Leopard, zebra, tiger, you name it. It’s awesome, but that outfit has to be hot!
Mile 9 This is the mile during which I usually hit my “zone.” My zone is nowhere to be seen, and I am moderately annoyed. I break Personal Race Rule #1 (smile throughout the entire race, in case anyone is taking your photo).
Aid station #5 I pull off the course near the portas and stretch against a wall. Still haven’t hit my zone, but I’m not sore. I’m not sure why I’m stretching.
Mile 11 My pace is dropping. I notice some runners with 3:50 pace tags on their backs.
Mile 13.1 - halfway point I’m hot, I’m thirsty, and my morale is slightly crushed as I notice the time on the clock. I did my 1/2 marathon in May in 2:03:44, and I was expecting to cross the halfway mark long before that point in this race. The phrase “If you can’t take the heat…” floats into my mind, and I try to push through and run faster.
Mile 14 It’s hot. I start run-walking for about a quarter mile, and then tell myself to run at least to the next aid station.
Aid station #8 Ice. Glorious ice. I grab a handful, put some on my neck, and stuff the rest down my shirt. It melts almost immediately.
Somewhere in Little Italy I wish I had the presence of mind to look around. I’ve never been to Little Italy, but I’m not really able to pay much attention to things now.
PowerBar gel station I hate gels. I really hate gels. I feel sorry for the kid handing out the latte ones, though, because he keeps yelling out “Nobody wants my gel! I am so rejected!” I take a double latte gel, choke it down, and guzzle some water. I vow never again to take a gel just because I feel bad for the volunteer kid.
About 35 yards past the PowerBar gel station A little kid hands me a blue Jolly Rancher. It makes everything feel right in the world. Double latte gel taste: gone.
30K mark I realize at this point that I am on Ashland. I’ve lived in Chicago since July, but it just now occurs to me (thanks to the heat and the weird directions my mind is going) that this is the same Ashland that is near my house, but south. I feel brilliant. I miss my iPod, and start to think about songs that might be playing if I had it.
Mile 20 I scratch my leg. It’s covered in salt. This is something I’ve never experienced before, and it’s a little bit creepy. I’m actually glad there’s Gatorade around.
Aid station #11 I stop for a potty break, and I’m convinced that I’m hallucinating, because I hear someone say “The race is over.” That can’t be true!
35K mark At this point, I’m alternating running and walking. I can’t help it. It’s too hot. I see the dude with the Ohio State flag and run for a solid 50 yards, yelling “O-H!” and feeling pretty insane.
Mile 22 A police officer tells me that the race is canceled and I need to stop running right away. I am a law-abiding citizen, and I have loads of respect for police officers, but I opt at this moment to yell and run. If I’m not stopping myself from running this race, nobody else is! I run from the cops, and giggle a little bit as I do so.
International Mile I see a guy in a Blanco jersey. I’m feeling a smidge delirious here, and the Fire won on Saturday, so I yell “Blancoooooo!” and do his famous goal-scoring gesture. The dude in the jersey looks at me like I’m insane, then starts cheering. Go Fire!
Aid station #13 I skip the fluids and break Personal Race Rule #2 (get something to drink at every aid station). There’s no good reason to do this, because I’m really, really hot. I just don’t want to wait for the volunteers to fill up the cups, and I’m pretty sure there’s another aid station coming up soon.
Aid Station #14 The second aid station I skip. Again, a poor decision. I just don’t want to bother. There’s not much farther to go, and there’s water at the end. And beer! I’m running for my beer now.
Mile 25 I tell myself that I am going to run the entire last 1.2 miles. A police officer tells me otherwise. I walk past the policeman, then I run as soon as he’s out of sight. Then I walk some more. Man, it’s hot.
Mile 26 I hear someone say “Nice kick, red shorts!” I run harder.
The finish line I dive over the line, making a superhero motion. I can’t wait to see the photo of that. Sadly, the photo snapped just after that, so there’s no photographic evidence of my sweet dive.
The finish area I am handed a bagel by a volunteer. I tell him that I love him, but that I don’t want that bagel right now. I take a mylar blanket and tie it around my neck like a superhero cape. I am very pleased with myself, until people behind me start stepping on it. Oops. I make my way towards the fountain, and wonder how I’m going to find my friends.
Buckingham Fountain I can’t find the letter A in the runner reunite area. I walk a full circle and realize that it was just to the left of where I started. The bonus to this is that I keep walking instead of sitting down. I find the lady from Sprint who is offering free phone calls for athletes and spectators. I leave my roommate a voicemail that says “Roommate, where is my beer?” and hang up. I see Cap about 20 feet away and decide that jumping on his back is the best way to get his attention. Probably not, but it worked. The roommate meets up with us, and we head off to get beers. The post-race beer is incredible, and I am a happy kid.
3:19pm The roommate and I go to Jamba Juice. The 16-ounce pomegranate paradise smoothie with immunity boost and whey protein makes me smile.
6:51pm I’m finally home, showered, and in dry clothes. Unfortunately, I am shivering. Despite this, my skin is hot to the touch, and my body temp is super high. Time to ice. And eat chicken parmesan and watch “Snakes on a Plane,” because that is entirely necessary.
10:38pm Still really hot. I have a bag of ice on my head, ice behind my neck, and I’ve been drinking grape Gatorade mixed with ice water for about 4 hours now. I go to bed with the fan on, a glass of water next to me, and ice nearby.
I am wicked grateful to the following people (not an all-inclusive list):
- La Roommate & Cap, for biking all over the city to find me, and for nursing me back to health
- the race organizers and volunteers, for doing their damndest (despite what the critics say) to keep us hydrated and safe
- my family, who wasn’t in Chicago but who signed up for email and phone alerts to track my splits
- the spectators, especially those with the giant Ohio State flags who yelled “I-O!” back when I yelled “O-H!”
- my coworkers, who tracked down my bib # on the race results page just to make sure I finished
I just found my stats on the race results page:
| Start |
5K |
10K |
15K |
20K |
Half |
25K |
30K |
35K |
40K |
Finish |
| 0:04:42 |
0:26:25 |
0:55:13 |
1:25:39 |
1:58:11 |
2:05:04 |
2:34:37 |
3:15:26 |
3:57:46 |
4:38:42 |
4:54:01 |
Chip time: 4:54:01 Clock time: 4:58:42 Pace: 11:12
Overall placement: 12,546th Gender placement: 4,338th Division (F20-24) placement: 556th
Not a BQ, but I can’t really complain. I finished, and I can say that I was a part of the first Chicago Marathon closed due to adverse conditions!